Google removing apps in our Androids

On 23 June something happened. Google decided that 2 Android apps should be removed. If it would’ve been only a

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removal from the Android Market it wouldn’t be news or weird but they didn’t stop there (actually the author had removed them from the market already). Google used what they call “Remote Application Removal Feature”, in short that means that everyone who had one of the apps installed got a notifications saying something like “This app has security issues and has been uninstalled”. Not ok Google. My phone is mine and you should not force me to remove things from it.

I understand the will to do it though. When installing an app from the Android Market it states what it has access to (in big red letters with exclamation marks) and you have to approve it before installing. Good so but knowing that most users will likely approve almost anything there is a need for additional security. As I see it there are three alternatives:

The Apple way. Let all apps go through a review process. I don’t like this, it takes time, requires resources and opens the possibility for censorship (you’ll find no iTunes competition in AppStore, no nudity and some other things Jobs decided shouldn’t be allowed). Apple also have a feature to remotely uninstall apps but to my knowledge they haven’t used it yet.

The Google way. As stated above, all apps are directly published and will only be reviewed if users complain. Then it can be removed from the Market and obviously from devices that installed it.

My way (Google are you listening carefully now?). All apps are directly published  and only reviewed if users complain. It can then be removed from the market. If Google finds it necessary to take direct actions because the app is malicious in any way this is what happen: Instead of removing the app it will be stopped from running until the users act on a notification explaining in simple terms what the problem is. The user can then choose to lift the quarantine and keep on running the app or remove it. Simple “I understand the risks” or “Save me” buttons. The only thing that remains unsolved is if the app in question adds risks for other users. That is a hypothetical question since Android today doesn’t really have a way to harm each other if I understand correctly (I’m still not a developer so my insights in the deeper parts of Android is somewhat limited).

Problem solved. Google, Don’t be Evil right?

Read the Android Developers blog post mentioning the removal:

http://android-developers.blogspot.com/2010/06/exercising-our-remote-application.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed:+blogspot/hsDu+(Android+Developers+Blog)

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Just read a quite interesting article about Google in the Swedish paper “Dagens Nyheter” or “Daily News”.
Since it’s in Swedish I will do exactly what the author is afraid off, provide it to Google for translation! Link at the bottom.

In short it’s all about conspiracy theories concerning computers and Google in particular.
It’s an interesting text and has a couple of good points, we have all Googled our name right?

The article rendered quite a few comments one of my favourites being:
“The difference between govermental supervision and Google is that Google only can watch if you let it”
This is not entirely true with google satelite maps and street views, what other writes about you will be indexed etcetera etcetera but you can hide from most of it’s services (and clear your “preferred add history” if I don’t remember it wrong).

One thing struck me while reading, the big problem (if you choose to see it as one) is that we like what they do. At least I preferr relevant ads and hits when searching. I like that people, you maybe, can find this blogg. On the other hand I try to stay somewhat restrective on what goes online, specially if we are talking about photos and so on. There is a reason why this blogg is not some kind of diary, well it is but not that personal.

A sequal to the ill-hidden we-don’t-like-Microsoft film conspiracy.com (worth a see if you got some time to spare) maybe?

The full article in: English and in: Swedish
The picture above is from Wikimedia Commons, photo by brionv